the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
We got so high we made milksteak
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She even gives head with a lisp.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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