trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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