You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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