She's JV to your varsity
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
he's gonorrhea incarnate
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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