You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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