Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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