What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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