Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
