Buhtt sex?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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