Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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