Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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