Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Green mimosas i think yes
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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