well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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