Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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