Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I think i got beer on your cat.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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