i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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