Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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