We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
His hands were made for my vagina.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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