I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We talked him into tasing himself.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize