How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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