spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Damn victory sex feels great
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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