Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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