I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My dick has a subreddit
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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