i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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