Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
