I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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