I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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