I bet he comes in French.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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