She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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