party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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