he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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