I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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