My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i now understand why vodka
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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