then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I party with great urgency now.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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