Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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