i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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