You work out of a Hotel?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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