well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So gin and wine won't be happening again
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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