no, he came in my armpit
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I will be naked everywhere
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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