Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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Goodbee
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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