Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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