Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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