I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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