we're blogging at a bar
I got chris browned last night
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
