On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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