idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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