the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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