I want to walk on stilts...naked
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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