She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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