I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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