just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize