Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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