even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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