I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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