I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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