She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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